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5 things you’ll never hear Joe Biden’s press secretary say
August 23rd, 2008 by Joe PerezFive questions reporters might ask Joe Biden … and the answers you’ll never hear from his press secretary.
5. Mr. Biden, what’s up with the hairplugs?
Have you ever considered that because the Senator’s first wife was tragically killed in a car accident, he may have wanted to look good for his second wife?
4. Mr. Biden, have you had a change of heart about saying that Obama may not be ready for the presidency?
It is truly beyond the pale of civility when you question the Senator’s integrity by suggesting that he, a survivor of a brain aneurysm, might now be inconsistent in his positions.
3. Mr. Biden, have you ever been guilty of being racially insensitive?
When Senator Biden was being sworn into the Senate at the hospital bedside of his critically ill sons, nobody questioned his sensitivity towards others.
2. Mr. Biden, what does it say about you that you plagarised some speeches 20 years ago?
Senator Biden has given many speeches from the heart, such as his eulogies for his deceased wife and infant daughter.
1. Mr. Biden, were you wrong to support the Iraq war?
Nearly 40 years ago, the Senator endured terrible, gut-wrenching hardships that have almost led him to drop out of the Senate. But the Senator proved he would always put his country ahead of narrow self-interest and has since become a True American Hero. Therefore, Americans must always give the Senator every benefit of the doubt and trust that he always does what he thinks is the best thing for America. How dare you ask such impertinent questions!
Cross-posted at TPMCafe.
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